10 Awkward Tinder Weirdos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

These people subbed sexy with weird to win a Tinder date and some of them failed.

Posted on: May 11, 2017

10 Awkward Tinder Weirdos That Will Make You Want To Stay Single Forever

Would you ever swipe right on a potential sexy AF dream guy or girl on Tinder for someone that was super weird and awkward? Well it depends! Are they just trolling and boast their edgy sense of humor online, or are they plain creeps? If you’re as chronically rejected as these folks have been, you might want to think twice before swiping left cause they’ve failed so hard at Tinder, you might actually like them.

DUCK TACO

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Before you try Nathan’s hot dog, wouldn’t you want to try Nathan’s taco instead? He may not be wealthy, but he has one hell of a sense of humor, and he’ll certainly come in handy if you ever need a cosplay costume made of felt.

THE SERIAL BOOKWORM

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Look, at least you know that he likes trying new things, which could come quite handy in the bedroom. Besides, who has time to read novels anymore? Also, you didn’t think you’d find the Edward to your Bella on Tinder, did you?

THE DEAD POET’S SOCIETY

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The art of poetry may be alive and kicking, but the romance is so dead, unless you want to build a relationship with someone that’s snarky. Maybe should have tried using “Roses are red.” It’s a classic.

GET TO THE POINT

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He doesn’t waste a lot of time on pleasantries, does he? But a lot of women like guys that don’t beat around the bush. Unfortunately, he might wind up alone if he stumbles upon those who’d run faster than a lunatic on ecstasy.

LOVE IS HARD

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So is comedy. Sadly, Joey over here has failed at both, but we give him points for efforts. Maybe he should try coming up with his own jokes, or at least come up with other classics that are a little less of a turn off.

THE P IN YOUR V

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What do you get when you try to rearrange the alphabet to win a girl over? Burned, that’s what you get. You also get to enjoy an infinite amount of nights on your own watching porn all by yourself.

PET CEMETERY

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You gotta give Matthew points for bringing it around so he could impress this girl with his cheeky sense of humor. Either way, it sounds like she’s in for a real good time, assuming he lives up to his high expectations.

THE LONG LASTING BONER

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Looks like Dirk is ready to party all night. Plus, he’s Italian so you know you won’t be disappointed with his man size schlong, but did he have to be such a “dirk” about being well endowed?

THE EASY NO

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When a girl says no, she means no. What further answer does Marc require? None. But he may need a cold shower and a better pick up line if he ever hopes to get laid.

THE DIRTY MOUTH

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Wow! It sounds like someone needs to spend a little less time on Tinder and a little more time going to anger management classes. Then again, maybe he’ll find someone who’s totally into being cussed at.