10 Painful Signs That Humanity Is Devolving

These stupid signs were meant to help stupid people.

Posted on: October 19, 2017

10 Painful Signs That Humanity Is Devolving

Science claims that humanity has been evolving for thousands of years. But these 10 images will convince you that we’re not evolving, but devolving. Whether it’s at a supermarket, or on a fence, these signs might seem redundant, but someone clearly didn’t bother to use logic, otherwise these signs shouldn’t even exist. 

ALTERNATE FACTS

Alternate Facts PhotoFunOnline

You have to be pretty nutty if you needed a sign to tell you that these peanuts were actually peanuts. Then again, someone with a peanut allergy probably thought it was something else and nearly died, hence the sign.

SIZE DOESN’T MATTER

Size Doesn't Matter Funny Junk

Thanks so much for stating the obvious. This sign should get the ultimate “no doy” award. But there’s probably some idiot out there that just had to ask, and a librarian who got sick of answering the same question.

LIBRARY HOURS

Library Hours The Viral News Network

Thanks so much for stating the obvious. This sign should get the ultimate “no doy” award. But there’s probably some idiot out there that just had to ask, and a librarian who got sick of answering the same question.

DON’T GET FIRED

Don't Get Fired Tgcom24

Thanks so much for stating the obvious. This sign should get the ultimate “no doy” award. But there’s probably some idiot out there that just had to ask, and a librarian who got sick of answering the same question.

DON’T GET WET

Don't Get Wet Twitter

There’s only one guy who can walk on water and that’s not you, so if you’re wearing a Versace suit and $500 loafers, walk around the pool area and not straight into it.

YOU HANG WHAT YOU EAT

You Hang What You Eat Reddit

Somewhere out there, somebody would pay top dollars to see someone stuff an entire hanger in their mouth. But just in case someone tries, there’s this warning reminding you to use some common sense.

MADE BY EARTHLINGS

Made By Earthlings PhotoFunOnline

Thanks for clearing that up for all those interstellar travelers who visit Earth all the time. Now if anyone from Mars or Neptune develops an allergy to Terracotta Bubble Flowers, they know what planet to return it to.

DON’T JUMP

Don't Jump Bangkok Mafia

We almost feel sorry for the poor sap who had no spatial perception, and fell off the balcony, prompting the hotel management to come up with this caution sign.

CLIMB, DON’T SIT

Climb, Don't Sit The Bom Mom

We’re bothered by that one spike that’s kind of brown. It’s either rust, or someone picked a really bad time to sit down and take a break. Can we say ouch?

ANYONE, BUT AQUAMAN

Anyone, But Aquaman Twitter

You Too, Ariel. Everyone else who isn’t a mermaid or a descendant of Atlantis needs to take this sign seriously, unless you think you can evolve in under a minute and grow gills.