3-Year-Old Girl Asked For The Crappiest Party Ever... And Ended Up Getting One!

An adorable 3-year-old is all smiles even though she had the crappiest party of her young life.

Posted on: April 13, 2017

3-Year-Old Girl Asked For The Crappiest Party Ever... And Ended Up Getting One!

The thing any good parent needs to understand is that when it comes to a child’s birthday party, it’s not about what you want, it’s about what they want, even if that means they want a poop-themed birthday party. So that’s what one family did for their 3-year-old girl, and it was the crappiest party ever!

SHE WANTED A POOP-THEMED PARTY

She Wanted A Poop-Themed Party 3Yonel7ds

Rebecca and her husband were stunned that their 3-year-old girl Audrey wanted a poop-themed birthday party. Poop balloons and even a poop cake were the only thing on the toddler’s mind. But despite it being a lot crappier than your traditional pink and delicate birthday, she ended up having a blast.

HER MIND WAS DEAD SET

Her Mind Was Dead Set Elite Daily

Naturally, Rebecca did her very best to suggest other themes, but Audrey was dead set on a poop theme, and despite her parents’ efforts, which took months, she wound up getting her wish. After all, it’s what your kids want, not what you and any sane adult would’ve wanted!

THE CRAPPIEST PARTY EVER

The Crappiest Party Ever Elite Daily

The family held the party at their home in St. Louis and invited guests to play games like “pin the poop”, and beat the crap out of a poop-emoji designed pinata full of Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses.

THE PARTY FAVORS

The Party Favors The Verge

Poop emojis are extremely famous, specially among kids, so it’s easy to see how this adorable girl ended up asking for such an…hum, “edgy” theme for her birthday party!

SOUVENIRS FOR EVERYONE!

Souvenirs For Everyone! The Berry

Of course, no host or hostess would ever allow anyone to leave the party without being able to take home some party favors to remind them of this unusual event. So Audrey’s guests took home whoopee cushion favors, cause they go hand in hand with butts which squirt poop.

MOM’S CRAPPY COSPLAY

Mom's Crappy Cosplay The Berry

If you thought things couldn’t get weirder than this, then how about Audrey’s mom, Rebecca dressing up in a poop costume? Now that just comes to show you that momma’s willing to do anything for their kids.

IT MADE HER HAPPY

It Made Her Happy 3Yonel7ds

“Audrey is definitely her own person,” said Rebecca. She added that “I hope she always has the confidence she has now”. But if she plans on becoming a party planner, we just hope her clients are as edgy as this adorable firecracker is!

THIS FOOD TASTES CRAPPY

This Food Tastes Crappy Giphy

We can only imagine that it was tough for any adult to eat a birthday cake and cookies in the shape of hot steamy poop, but hopefully, no one was a party pooper! Kids on the other hand had a blast!

THE POOP PARTY THAT REPRESENTED HER

The Poop Party That Represented Her Yahoo

“This party wasn’t for me,” explained Rebecca. She felt that it was for Audrey. So she loves that they’ll be able to look back at the pictures someday and laugh over their 3-year-old’s party that so represented what a quirky little girl she was.