The thing any good parent needs to understand is that when it comes to a child’s birthday party, it’s not about what you want, it’s about what they want, even if that means they want a poop-themed birthday party. So that’s what one family did for their 3-year-old girl, and it was the crappiest party ever!
SHE WANTED A POOP-THEMED PARTY
Rebecca and her husband were stunned that their 3-year-old girl Audrey wanted a poop-themed birthday party. Poop balloons and even a poop cake were the only thing on the toddler’s mind. But despite it being a lot crappier than your traditional pink and delicate birthday, she ended up having a blast.
HER MIND WAS DEAD SET
Naturally, Rebecca did her very best to suggest other themes, but Audrey was dead set on a poop theme, and despite her parents’ efforts, which took months, she wound up getting her wish. After all, it’s what your kids want, not what you and any sane adult would’ve wanted!
THE CRAPPIEST PARTY EVER
The family held the party at their home in St. Louis and invited guests to play games like “pin the poop”, and beat the crap out of a poop-emoji designed pinata full of Tootsie Rolls and Hershey’s Kisses.
THE PARTY FAVORS
Poop emojis are extremely famous, specially among kids, so it’s easy to see how this adorable girl ended up asking for such an…hum, “edgy” theme for her birthday party!
SOUVENIRS FOR EVERYONE!
Of course, no host or hostess would ever allow anyone to leave the party without being able to take home some party favors to remind them of this unusual event. So Audrey’s guests took home whoopee cushion favors, cause they go hand in hand with butts which squirt poop.
MOM’S CRAPPY COSPLAY
If you thought things couldn’t get weirder than this, then how about Audrey’s mom, Rebecca dressing up in a poop costume? Now that just comes to show you that momma’s willing to do anything for their kids.
IT MADE HER HAPPY
“Audrey is definitely her own person,” said Rebecca. She added that “I hope she always has the confidence she has now”. But if she plans on becoming a party planner, we just hope her clients are as edgy as this adorable firecracker is!
THIS FOOD TASTES CRAPPY
We can only imagine that it was tough for any adult to eat a birthday cake and cookies in the shape of hot steamy poop, but hopefully, no one was a party pooper! Kids on the other hand had a blast!
THE POOP PARTY THAT REPRESENTED HER
“This party wasn’t for me,” explained Rebecca. She felt that it was for Audrey. So she loves that they’ll be able to look back at the pictures someday and laugh over their 3-year-old’s party that so represented what a quirky little girl she was.