If you’ve ever heard someone say “Trust me, I’m an engineer,” you’ll know to do the exact opposite. After seeing these pictures you’ll realize that all those years of studying and all the effort they put into their college degrees suddenly went to waste, especially when they decided to throw common sense out the door.
THE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM IS IN CRISIS
If you’re tired of having to relinquish your seat to tired old ladies, pregnant women or children who clearly are more spry and in better shape than you, then take a ride in our new line of buses. You can’t give up your seat if no one can sit on them.
THE ESCALATOR TO NOWHERE
Escalators are great, they help us move across horizontal and vertical spaces and help us rest our feet so we can keep buying stuff, right? There’s a small problem with this one, though. You’ll smack your head and all your shopping bags against that wall there if you decide to trust this engineer. Ouch!
YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH US
So, they had to install this fence, and the playground stairs where in the middle. Instead of doing the sensible thing and move them somewhere else, they decided to just saw them in half, place a fence across it and call it a day. G-E-N-I-U-S!
With this manufacturer, up is down and left is right. Careful with that “Digital” button, it might just be analogue!
EXTREME PLAYGROUND SPORTS
Remember when you were a kid and other children would dare you to use the slip and slide and you were too much of a chicken afraid to do it? Be grateful you didn’t have to face this monstrosity, child!
MARKETING AT ITS FINEST
I don’t think it would be wise to buy pregnancy tests or any other product from these guys. See, they don’t even know how a pregnancy works! I mean, if she’s not pregnant, then that’s one unflattering t-shirt!
IT’S A POOL, REALLY
More like a work in progress, actually! See the muddy waters at the bottom? Well, you could technically “swim” there. Just keep your children away from it.
A TIGHT FIT AND A HARD STOP
Another case of a city planner who actually never wanted kids and hates them with a passion. Hey, at least they have a roof over their heads, right? Hum…
YOU HAD ONE JOB!
While creating this product the designers failed so hard that they couldn’t deliver a product that fulfilled its only selling point. Dick Smith, are you trolling us?
KEEPING OUT THE RIFF RAFF
If you want to feel secure in these modern times, you have to make some concessions on how you want to live. You can’t have a nice little garden with a fence that covers it and ruins the view, right? Well, these guys found the perfect solution. You won’t have either!