Being a woman is tough, with a capital “T”. I’m talking from shaving-every-part-of-your-body-everyday to spending-hours-to-look-your-best kind of tough, with everything in between and more. It seems like women have extra steps for everything, which translates to even more possibilities for experiencing setbacks. Check out these horrible things most girls have experienced in their lifetime and get ready to finally admit that girls have it that much worse! After reading these, there’s no way to keep yourself from saying “Preach sister, Preaaaach!”
1. TAINTED SMILE
If you regularly use lipstick, you’ve probably experienced it getting all over your chompers. Stash a small mirror in your purse to check them often and skip the you-have-something-on-your-teeth type of embarrassment.
2. UP YOURS TRULY
Skirts showcase your legs and make you look sexy, but there’s a small catch. You might get yours stuck in your underwear and come walking out of the bathroom like nothing’s wrong. Make sure you double check if everything is in its place; you wouldn’t want to show your booty to random strangers.
3. NOT TOO TIGHT
If you like to wear tights, chances are they slip down silently until they’re as low as they can uncomfortably get. And you’ll probably notice when you’re in company and can’t pull them up until you have a minute alone in the bathroom.
4. RIP LIP
You probably wear chopstick on a regular basis, but sometimes you just can’t avoid getting your lips too dry. Of course you’d be tempted to rip the dry skin off your lip, but be careful: you might end up taking a whole chunk of lip with it.
5. FITTING IN
You know that beautiful dress you plan to wear to that cocktail party is way too tight, but you go for it anyways. You probably can’t see the zip, so there are high chances of zipping your skin while you’re at it. Ouch!
6. PICK UP THAT MAKEUP
Clumsy or not, the risk of dropping your makeup is always there. I don’t know what’s worse: listening to how your expensive bottle of foundation smashes on the floor or having to clean it up.
7. GAS, DON’T KILL MY VIBE
Embarrassing yet completely normal, a vaginal fart during sex might seem like the end of the world to you. Laugh at it and don’t let it kill the vibe—it’s just some air coming out of your intimate parts.
8. SPREAD YOUR LIES
Going to the gynecologist is no fun. To them, it’s just work; but to you, it means spreading your legs in front of a complete stranger. On top of that, they even probably underestimate the whole situation and say things like “you’ll just feel a small pinch”—you know that’s not true!
We should stop calling it hair dryer all together. Yes, it does technically dry your hair, but its true purpose seems to be to pull and trap your hair. Make sure you keep a safe distance from your hair!
10. BREAK THEM IN
Getting new shoes is not as exciting as wearing them for the first time. You might be too anxious to break them in a bit first, and might end up with blisters or with them tearing the skin from the back of your foot. Make sure to always keep a band-aid at hand!