Even If You're Mega Rich, You'll Still Have Trouble Getting Into Any Of These Exclusive Clubs Around The World

These mind-altering clubs are so exclusive, you'll need to give up your first born.

Posted on: April 26, 2017

Even If You're Mega Rich, You'll Still Have Trouble Getting Into Any Of These Exclusive Clubs Around The World

If you thought getting into the pearly gates was going to be tough, then it’s nothing compared to these exclusive clubs around the world that are practically impossible to get into. Security at these nightclubs are like Cerberus, the hound Hades. So you better have the cash and the prestige if you want a shot at getting inside.

NO RIFF RAFFS ALLOWED

No Riff Raffs Allowed TheTalko

Le Montana in Paris is too high class and very selective, so unless you’re Kate Moss or Vanessa Bruno, you’ll only have to look as far as the chic hostess who will dress you down with a withering glare, and then it’s au revoir to you, my friend.

GO COUTURE

Go Couture Where Party

The Cavalli nightclub in Dubai’s Fairmont Tower Hotel has three floors of gleaming and luxurious leisure space. The drinks are about as priceless as the 356,000 sparkling Swarovski crystals and high-end Cavalli couture. It’s no wonder that only the wealthiest and the powerful chillax here. Leave your boyfriend (and the will to save up) at home!

GO SLEEK AND LUXE

Go Sleek and Luxe Luxuria Lifestyle

At the Pangea Club in Singapore you’ll get to gamble your fortune away at the most exclusive casino in the country, the Marina Bay Sands resort casino. But you better have a cool 20k on you if you want to get past the doorman. Oh, and in case you were wondering, a single drink is almost as costly.

WHAT A CATCH!

What A Catch! Lipstick Alley

Unfortunately, you’ll have to be a catch like Justin Bieber, Steven Tyler, or a Kardashian if you want to get into The Catch in New York City. You might even mingle with pro athletes and top models when you sip on a pricey cocktail on the glass-walled rooftop that offers a panoramic view of the city.

LIV IT UP IN MIAMI BEACH

Liv It Up In Miami Beach Buzzfeed

The Liv Club is a jaw dropping thirty thousand square foot nightclub that only admits people who are either really beautiful, wealthy business moguls, or celebrities. Oh, and if you want to drown your sorrows in a bottle of Cristal Champagne, prepare to fork over a hundred grand. Yeah, really!

SAY NO TO I LOVE NY T-SHIRTS

Say No To I Love NY T-Shirts NY Times

The Gilded Lily is a swanky subterranean club in New York’s trendy meatpacking district. But there’s no such thing as equal rights in this club with its LED chandelier. They’re so selective that they can discriminate against you for wearing an “I love NY” T-shirt or not wearing high heels if you’re a lady.

IT’S OH-SO GLITZY

It's Oh-So Glitzy City Never Sleeps

You can expect showgirls, a jumping dance floor and a glamorous interior if you manage to drop some cash and buy a VIP fast pass that lets you get through the gatekeeper. Of course, if your BFF is Chris Brown, J Lo, Drake, or Riri, you could land in style at Greystone Manor in LA.

KICK BACK AND SCHMOOZE

Kick Back And Schmooze Livin Cool

Shoreditch House Rooftop in East London may not seem impressive, but this featureless four-story club is frequented by celebs and athletes like Emma Watson and David Beckham. Plus, the celeb pool parties on the rooftop are to die for and the view’s not half bad either.

HANG WITH THE A-LISTERS

Hang With The A-Listers Privilege Entertainment

Mingle with some A-Listers at the tropical upstairs lounge of the Mahiki nightclub in London, dance the night away, or sip a cocktail, but aside from the pricey entrance, you’ll have to get through security and the British paparazzi to rub elbows with the stars.

THE WORLD’S MEANEST DOOR POLICIES

The World's Meanest Door Policies Discotech

Hakassan, which is located in the fabulous Las Vegas strip is where the world goes to when they want to party. So if you don’t mind throwing away a hundred grand on a bottle of alcohol, then dancing to the music at this nightclub with some very famous attendees is an experience of a lifetime or two. If money’s a problem, you can always ask for a 5th mortgage, right?