When we think about women in general, we picture them all girly, well-dressed, and smelling like fresh roses. Though that’s true for a lot of them, we’re not getting the whole picture. Girls in general do all sorts of nasty things behind our back we would’ve never imagined—they’re human, too, you know! From sniffing their armpits when no one’s watching to picking their nose, here are some of the most slightly gross things every girl does but will never admit—let alone show you.
Washing their bras only when they start to look dirty or smell funny. Come on; don’t tell me you have your own personal bra calendar to remember to clean it regularly. Plus, some ladies haven’t even washed those bras in years. No, really!
Picking their nose like no one’s watching secretly in the bathroom. After all, they’re ladies and they have to be pretend to be perfect angel robots when someone’s watching. Who would’ve imagined girls also peed and had boogers up their noses? Sacre bleu!
Skipping the regular shower and replacing it with a quick dry-shampoo cleaning routine. It still cleans their head—ammarite?
Stuffing some toilet paper into their pants as a back-up pad. ‘Cause those sanitary towels are expensive, y’all!
HANG IN NAIL
Saving hangnail material for when they’re bored and want something to chew on or rip off. Ouch!
IN FIGHTING TRIM
Trimming pubic hair with nail scissors because they’re just lazy—or trying to avoid the pain from waxing.
DO NOT PULL
Ripping off the dried-out skin on their lips. Because it’s fun. And because they simply can. They know it’ll bleed and probably take weeks to heal, but they do it anyway.
Sniffing the armpit or crotch area of clothes to make sure they can get away with wearing them another day. We all procrastinate laundry day after all!
PAINT WITH THE SAME BRUSH
Not washing the blusher brush they use to put makeup on. For the past 10 years. True story.
Running out of deodorant and spraying perfume on their clothes to keep a nice smell. There’s such a thing as too much perfume, you know?