Girls Would Rather Be Caught Dead Than Admit To Doing These Nasty Things

Most girls do all sort of nasty things you would’ve never imagined. You won't catch them in the act though.

Posted on: April 20, 2017

Girls Would Rather Be Caught Dead Than Admit To Doing These Nasty Things

When we think about women in general, we picture them all girly, well-dressed, and smelling like fresh roses. Though that’s true for a lot of them, we’re not getting the whole picture. Girls in general do all sorts of nasty things behind our back we would’ve never imagined—they’re human, too, you know! From sniffing their armpits when no one’s watching to picking their nose, here are some of the most slightly gross things every girl does but will never admit—let alone show you.

NO BRA-INER

No Bra-iner Van Ghe

Washing their bras only when they start to look dirty or smell funny. Come on; don’t tell me you have your own personal bra calendar to remember to clean it regularly. Plus, some ladies haven’t even washed those bras in years. No, really!

MOCUS FOCUS

Mocus Focus Gif Magazine

Picking their nose like no one’s watching secretly in the bathroom. After all, they’re ladies and they have to be pretend to be perfect angel robots when someone’s watching. Who would’ve imagined girls also peed and had boogers up their noses? Sacre bleu! 

RUNNING DRY

Running Dry Happy, Nappy And Fit

Skipping the regular shower and replacing it with a quick dry-shampoo cleaning routine. It still cleans their head—ammarite?

WELL PADDED

Well Padded Pinterest

Stuffing some toilet paper into their pants as a back-up pad. ‘Cause those sanitary towels are expensive, y’all!

HANG IN NAIL

Hang In Nail Buzzfeed

Saving hangnail material for when they’re bored and want something to chew on or rip off. Ouch!

IN FIGHTING TRIM

In Fighting Trim Stellar

Trimming pubic hair with nail scissors because they’re just lazy—or trying to avoid the pain from waxing.

DO NOT PULL

Do Not Pull Movie Chronicles

Ripping off the dried-out skin on their lips. Because it’s fun. And because they simply can. They know it’ll bleed and probably take weeks to heal, but they do it anyway. 

OLD RAGS

Old Rags Your Tango

Sniffing the armpit or crotch area of clothes to make sure they can get away with wearing them another day. We all procrastinate laundry day after all!

PAINT WITH THE SAME BRUSH

Paint With The Same Brush The Huffington Post

Not washing the blusher brush they use to put makeup on. For the past 10 years. True story.

DEODOR-NOT

Deodor-not Yahoo

Running out of deodorant and spraying perfume on their clothes to keep a nice smell. There’s such a thing as too much perfume, you know?