Either by accident or by being unable to express their ideas, news outlets print out the most outrageous headlines you’ll ever see. From slightly weird to outright bizarre, you really have to wonder if journalists are only interested in catching our attention, or if this world is really going to hell.
IN THE NORTHERN TERRITORY YOU CAN’T ESCAPE YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES
What, you think that dying will excuse you from doing your chores? Better think again.
GIVE THIS ONE ANOTHER READ UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND IT
This weird headline must have happened in some crazy cartoon show, otherwise there’s no making heads or tails of it. No, wait, we got it, it must have happened on Halloween, right?
BEWARE OF THE DILDO WIELDING INTRUDER
This break-in must have been a horrible experience for this family but one can’t help but laugh at this ludicrous headline by the Daily Mercury. Was the intruder into BDSM?
WOULDN’T WANT TO BE YOU
So this guy kills his own lawyer and the court decides to appoint him another one? We heard that passing the bar was murder but this is taking it to another level.
HE’S HIS OWN WORST ENEMY
What’s left to do when you know you’ve been wronged? Clearly, suing the guy that dared cross you! In all seriousness, is this the one and only lawyer with a conscience? Good for you for keeping yourself on a short leash, man!
COMING OUT OF THE BARN
Sure, everyone laughed at the drunk student who pulled a stupid prank, but no one cares about the poor horse’s state of mind. He’s had a traumatic coming out experience and was badgered in the park in front of everyone.
IN CASE YOU WONDERED HOW SPECIAL IT WAS
Enroll now and enjoy our mystery gift. A secret so special that’ll make your jaw drop. Trying to explain it will be a mouthful!
TONY STARK HAD TIES TO THE NAZIS
So, let me get this straight. Nazis went to space, grabbed this Iron Man armor, (which was Buddhist by the way) and left it there for people to find? Talk about convoluted.
WHO NEEDS HINDSIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE THESE POWERS?
What a relief! Here we thought we all actually dead and we hadn’t even realized yet. Thank you life, for those incredible psychics and their mind-bending world-altering powers!
OH, THOSE YOUNG ADULTS AND THEIR UNPROTECTED SEX ACTIVITIES!
Hum yeah, after hitting 20 you’re no longer a teenager. Well, at least not according to science! If you ask this newspaper, they might disagree.