They say that revenge is a dish best served cold, but none of us are worried about the temperature of the dish. We just want it to hurt, and hurt badly, so that the people who wronged us can get a dose of their own medicine. Here are some of the oddest and wittiest revenge stories out there which will totally inspire you.
SHE’S JUST BEEN CREMATED
If there’s one thing pretty women should have learned from “The Big Bang Theory” it’s that you should never mess with a nerd unless you want to get burned real bad.
TAKING A DUMP
If you’re going to dump your trash in someone else’s property, make sure you don’t leave a forwarding address or you could wind up getting dumped. Now this is what we call taking a nice satisfying dump!
YOU GET NOTHING
Good luck trying to milk a penny out of this granny’s old withered bones. We probably would have spent the money on fun, but we’re guessing teaching her family a lesson like this was also a lot of savage fun.
TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
We personally would have soaked the condoms in a herpes cultivated Petri dish, but this works out too. Guess, it’s true what they say, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. This one was well deserved.
THE GIRL WHO CRIED HEART PROBLEMS
It serves her right. She got what she deserved for lying. They should tell this cautionary tale to children in elementary school. Guessing she’ll be telling the truth for a change from now on.
ALL DOGS DON’T GO TO HEAVEN
But they will surround your car like a pack of hellhounds. We’d probably give them a hand to take revenge against this animal abuser. Awesome stuff… that’ll teach him.
SCARRED FOR LIFE
She’ll probably break up with him after she tells him she knows he cheated on her, but he’ll never be able to forget her with her name etched on his body. This is so beautiful and evil all at the same time.
WHAT’S IN THE BOX
If you can’t park between the lines, chances are you probably shouldn’t be driving either. Ironically, these buses are blood donation stations, and they were clearly cold blooded enough to box this tiny vehicle in.
This man’s ex was probably going nuts wondering whether she was experiencing early menopause or if her thermostat was possessed by a ghost. Sure, we feel bad for the dog, but it’s not like he cranked it over 80 degrees, right?
THE BRAIDED REVENGE
Since horses can’t talk, the only way this horsey could tell its owner that they shouldn’t quit their day job and become a stylist was by flooding their boots with some nice cold water. Good horsey!