Normally Instagram is filled with photos of incredibly stylish people at Coachella, and we get seriously jealous of their beautiful clothes. Let’s flip that on its head and have a look at the most insane Coachella outfits ever. These will cool that jealously right down!
AT COACHELLA, THERE’S ALWAYS SUCH A BUZZ…
You just didn’t think it came from a human-sized bee! I mean, our planet needs bumble bees but there’s not really any reason to dress up like one, is there? There is if you’re planning on going to Coachella!
YOU ARE NOT A TROPICAL GARDEN
Yes, those tropical flowers look beautiful in your mom’s backyard, but when you try and wear as many of them as possible in one outfit, it sort of spoils the prettiness a little bit.
THERE’S SUCH A THING AS BEARD DYE
Why wouldn’t everyone use it? Just like this guy, beard dye allows you to make your outfit even more colorful. Though he looks like he’s ready for a 24-hour rave in Berlin, not a hippy west coast festival.
SO SUPER MARIO IS ACTUALLY REAL
Maybe this is the actual guy who Nintendo based the character on? Because he looks more like Super Mario than the original pixelated video game character himself.
I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY…
Sexy? Foxy? What look are we going for here? Perhaps some inspiration was taken from life on the American frontier, with the raccoon style hat and furs around the waist. But the top looks almost extra-terrestrial and the belt … who knows? You don’t have to explain your look at Coachella, the land of “everything goes!”
IT’S A RAINBOW WITH A FANNY PACK!
Here to brighten up your day is a real life rainbow! Plus it’s even got a fanny pack and matching trainers! Now to find the pot of gold …
YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE A HAWAIIAN SHIRT
Especially on this dude! Music-themed necklaces, a green feather in his hat and a flower power ring - you’ve got to love the creativity. Can you spot his rainbow-colored shoe laces? Clue: they’re not in his shoes.
YES, THAT’S AN INFLATABLE DUCK HAT
While this dude is not a cuack, his costume certainly is! If there’s one place where you get to let our all your fantasies, that’s Coachella! C’mon, don’t be a chicken! Or, actually, be one!
NO, A GOPRO HARNESS IS NOT A SHIRT
Why would you even think it is? And sure, maybe The Rock could get away with this skimpy outfit, but for basically everyone else, GoPros are better off left as a piece of camera equipment. Find something else to wear as a shirt, something more traditional like a glass slipper, or a wig, or a horse mask. Why? Because Coachella, that’s why!
WHAT’S WITH THE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION?
Culturally insensitive outfits are becoming a Coachella tradition, and it’s totally not okay, but damn they sure are trending. Plus, it can’t be comfortable walking around all day with an entire bird’s worth of feathers on your head, right?