Seriously! When are people going to realize that emphasis on text can’t be created through the exaggerated use of quotation marks! If you notice that people still won’t take you seriously despite the many many exclamation points and lots and lots of quotation marks, then it’s time to admit you belong to that elite group of folks who don’t really know what these symbols are supposed to do. Let’s “check out” these horribly entertaining signs and let’s hope we all learn a thing or two!
SURPRISE MEAT SERVICE!
Like George Takei would probably say, “Oh, Myyyy!” Because of the improper use of quotations, this market store makes us wonder if it functions as a part-time brothel.
SEEN AT A FERRY
You don’t really know if they’re there or not, and you’re scared to find out. Pray to a higher power you don’t get to answer this question, like, ever!
WHO’S THE DADDY?
We know we’re supposed to be aware if we’re pregnant before getting an X-ray, but we hardly ever wonder if we’re “pregnant,” you know what I mean? No? Neither does this technician!
HARD AS A ROCK
If you have to use quotes on the word bread, then we dread to think what it’s really made of. Maybe it turned to stone because it’s so old. Either way, we wouldn’t buy it to save our lives.
COME AND SEE
Those quotes make it seem like the security guard is more of an art exhibit than someone who should actually be doing his job instead of snoozing.
YOU WON’T FEEL VERY SMART HIRING THIS GUY
“No, for real. I’m a professional, I have a degree. I would show it to you but its been misplaced. You see, we just moved here… as soon as I find it I’ll let you know. Now, just lay there and relax.”
THE DECEPTIVE BAPTISTS
Not only does the sign look very shady, but the person that wrote it doesn’t seem to care about grammar or typos. It reads more like a trick to lure unsuspecting victims than an actual place of worship.
TACO ABOUT AN ENTRéE
Sooo, if it isn’t meat, then what are you putting on that “meatless” taco, man? Between this taco with no meat and the “low-fat” yogurt it would be better to skip this restaurant altogether. And here you thought that Taco Bell’s mystery meat was bad!
DAD, WE NEED TO TALK
For 20 years they’ve been keeping a deep, dark secret. For 20 years they’ve been lying to him and to themselves. But no more. By the looks of those misused quotation marks, it seems like dad was adopted!
THE TRUSTY FIREWORKS
Can we trust you? Because everything in that sign is telling us to do the exact opposite thing!