Office life isn’t easy. You have to deal with a lot of personality conflicts with people who not only make your job difficult, but also make your life a living hell. Naturally, all you want to do is to make it to the end of the day. So why not do what these people did and participate in a good old fashioned Post-It war and release all that passive-aggressiveness you’ve been keeping to yourself?
1. DOWN WITH THE MAN!
“The masses will not be oppressed by management no more!” said an employee, and just to prove their point, they tipped over the candy basket to show they meant business.
2. DIFFERENT POINTS OF VIEW
You have to admit, the guy has a point. Why do they always buy the same things over and over again? Keep your yogurt. How about some pancakes or maybe a roast beef sandwich now and then?
3. THINK DIFFERENT
Why is it that these inventors/innovators have weird surnames anyway? If a sign said “Keep the gates closed” would they print a picture of Bill Gates next to it? Fortunately, the photo of Steve Jobs gives this note more of an umph!
4. DEBBIE IS THE OFFICE’S PARIAH
Talk about not doing enough to get rid of the bad reputation the name Debbie carries with it! When people say “Debbie downer” they must be talking to you and how you down everyone else’s food. Hopefully with all these notes she’ll finally take the hint.
5. IT’S VOICE ACTIVATED!
This coffee/tea machine must have been installed by the IT guy. It’s so futuristic, and just in case your hand’s broken and in a cast, you can simply state your request, and voila! You’ll have any hot beverage you want.
6. THE JAMMIN’ PRINTER
About the only thing that gives this printer any class is this printed photo of the sign itself. There also seems to be another note behind this one, but clearly, the one featuring Bob Marley takes priority.
7. THE PAPER TRAIL SEARCH
It looks like the owner of this office isn’t the only thing missing. Apparently there’s a shortage of post-it-notes too, which might explain why someone used several sheets of expensive printer stock to get their message across.
8. THIS OFFICE WILL NOT TOLERATE ALL THIS SILLINESS
Don’t be surprised if HR starts posting a sign that says “no post-it-note chains allowed”. While they’re at it, they should mention that no passive-aggressive messages are welcomed either.
9. THE LORD PROVIDES
This cola thief had a really good explanation for his acts. He was clearly on a mission from Jesus himself! And when you have JC’s permission, you can pretty much do whatever you want.
10. A HAIRY SITUATION
When custodians aren’t doing their jobs right, then sometimes a subtle hint like this one can make all the difference. Must be nice to have to do a conference call and have a giant hair sticking to the wall. It classes up the joint, don’t you think? Ultimately, the joke’s on the person who posted this note as the cleaning crew don’t get paid enough to care.