Under the #badlyexplainyourjob hashtag, people took to Twitter to try and explain to others about the tasks they perform every day in their workplaces. The results were hilariously confusing descriptions that certainly put a perspective on what we do in exchange for money.
1. FRANK MIGHT BE A BAD SURGEON
If we had to play the guessing game, we’d think Frank is a slasher with a conscience. A guy who goes into the night, Jack The Ripper style, and takes out infected organs out of people. If you think about it, he’s doing them a favor. Kinda.
2. THIS ONE HAS US STUMPED
Do they rent used pieces of art? If it weren’t for the account name, we would have had a difficult time with this one. But clearly, they’re talking about a public library.
3. STRIPPER DAN
Talk about kinky, Dan! You must be very good with your hands if you can claim everyone screams with excitement. We wonder if you play any music on your stripper shows.
4. IS SHE THE SAND ON A NUDIST BEACH?
She’s either a pimp who examines the merchandise before offering it to her potential clients, or she’s a gynecologist, who looks at vaginas all day long.
5. HE’S THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
We know this one! He’s Walter White, from the acclaimed TV show “Breaking Bad”. He’s trying to solve his issues and everyone else’s while trying to peddle that blue meth of his. We wish he would see a psychiatrist, it would do him wonders.
6. THAT’S HOW SERIAL KILLERS ARE BORN
Jeez lady, calm down, will you? It’s bad enough that you’re a killer on the loose, but there’s no need to torment these people further by exposing them to your privates.
7. DON’T WE ALL WEAR MASKS ALL THE TIME?
If it wasn’t for that last hashtag, we would have guessed he’s a psychiatrist working with patients who suffer from multiple personality disorder. Turns out they’re just actors.
8. THIS GUY’S JOB IS HARD… AS A ROCK
This may very well be the most inefficient job on this list. Why not just smash the rocks right there and then? Besides, what kind of qualifications would you need for this job? Anyone can smash rocks against each other.
9. HERE’S YOUR DIRTY PAPER SIR, THAT’LL BE $1000
We wondered what kind of person would want paper with stains on it, but then realized people pay for a pile of stones in the shape of things, and realized that taste is subjective.
10. YOU’RE GOING BLIND, BUDDY
It sounds like this guy spends the entire day getting paid to watch television, and then he goes home and watches more TV at home. How are those prescription glasses coming?