Statistics Don't Lie. Women Live Longer Than Men Because You'd Never Find Them Doing Any Of These Crazy Things

If the battle of the sexes relies on XY ingenuity, than these men are totally screwed.

Posted on: May 06, 2017

Statistics Don't Lie. Women Live Longer Than Men Because You'd Never Find Them Doing Any Of These Crazy Things

Men are often careless and think safety rules are for the weak, but it’s not. It’s really not! Most women, on the other hand, would never dream of toying with death so carelessly. Now, we know it’s bad to generalize, but after seeing these pics, you’ll understand where we’re coming from.

A WELL PLACED SIGN MAKES IT ALRIGHT

A Well Placed Sign Makes It Alright Reddit

Oh, don’t worry! This guy’s going to be alright. He’s thin and can stand on top of the “Caution” sign… provided that the sign is bolted down, of course… which it isn’t.

IS THE AIR CONDITIONER WORTH IT?

Is The Air Conditioner Worth It? Reddit

The summer months must be a real scorcher around here. Why else would someone risk standing on a ladder that’s dangling on a ledge to try and install an A/C? Are you THAT infatuated with death, bro?

THE HUMAN JENGA TOWER

The Human Jenga Tower Reddit

Talk about convoluted! Wouldn’t it have been easier to simply climb on the ladder that’s on the back of the pick-up truck rather than involve six people and a tractor to what we can only assume is an attempt at stealing someone’s cable?

AN ELECTRICIAN CUTTING CORNERS… SHOCKING

An Electrician Cutting Corners... Shocking Imgur

Pray those are rubber boots he’s wearing and there are no holes in them, otherwise you’ll be facing a giant lawsuit, courtesy of this electrician’s relatives.

IF YOU ASK ME, HE HAS IT COMING

If You Ask Me, He Has It Coming Reddit

This job would have been so much easier if he’d just stood on a forklift with a basket attached to it. As it stands, he’s got one foot in the grave. One false step and it’s all over!

IT’S OK, HE CAN BREATHE THROUGH PLASTIC

It's OK, He Can Breathe Through Plastic Reddit

Talk about cheap! Instead of buying a mask at Home Depot, he decided to put a plastic bag over his head to keep his face safe. Maybe he just hated his job and had a secret death wish.

HANG IN THERE MAN!

Hang In There Man! Reddit

How do you reach those high places when you’re painting? You climb onto the top of a semi opened door, hope not to fall, pray to a higher power you don’t break your neck, and try to complete the task as quickly as possible. Isn’t that how everybody else does it?

MANLY INGENUITY AT WORK

Manly Ingenuity At Work Reddit

That little guy on the floor must be tough as nails if he’s able to hold that structure with just one hand! Just imagine if he had to sneeze, the whole platform would come crumbling down thanks to those small wheels at the bottom. Hold it… HOLD IT!

HAVE SOME BACKBONE, WILL YA?

Have Some Backbone, Will Ya? Reddit

Talk about taking one for the team. They told him they had no vacant positions, but he was adamant he could help them and he would earn his pay, so they threw him a bone, and then he threw his back.

AND THE DARWIN AWARD GOES TO…

And The Darwin Award Goes To... Reddit

You see the underside of a vehicle hanging from the ceiling and held by just a couple of ropes, and your first instinct is to stand right below it? You win, bro.