For most teenagers, schools are more than just a place to learn. Some students get to experience fun and enjoyable adventures with their fellow classmates, while others carefully plan a murder, shoot a teacher, or sell drugs to buy a phone. Just ask these Reddit users who shared a bunch of stories on a post about the horrendous and sometimes, hilarious things they got to witness first hand and how they still remember them to this day.
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
Reddit user smithrn had no idea that he was hanging out and rubbing elbows with a band of murderers.”Three students who went to my school beat a student at a local college to death with brass knuckles and shoved him out of a moving car on the highway because they wanted drug money. They weren’t caught for several days so we had murderers going to class pretending like nothing happened.”
SHE SWORE SHE WAS PREGNANT
Redditor theloveaffair debunked a far-fetched story about a girl who wanted to convince everyone she was pregnant.”A girl said her boyfriend knocked her up and got the whole school (kinda small town) to support her for being a teen mom… only for my yearbook staff and I to expose her pregnancy as fake after she gave birth to her “baby girl.” We were skeptical, because she was rail thin most of the pregnancy […] and her ex-bf swore he didn’t have sex with her. So, one day, we reverse google image searched her baby picture and it belonged to a premature baby boy from 3 years ago that some mom posted on her blog.Once word spread that her pregnancy was fake, she freaked out and created fake Facebook profiles of her parents and started using those accounts to harass everyone that was coming at her. She eventually pulled out of school and disappeared forever.”
I’LL HAVE MY OWN KIND OF DARK, ILLEGAL PROM PARTY
After getting rejected by many, many girls, Gjthuso claims that a classmate decided to throw his own prom party, Vegas style. Want to know how it went? Let’s just say he got a major sponsor! ”A guy from my high school couldn’t find a prom date and got rejected multiple times so he sent out a mass email to over a hundred porn stars and asked them to prom. Two of them said yes. The school district had to have a meeting and eventually a court case on whether or not it was alright to have a porn star at a high school prom. They eventually told the guy no and he responded by throwing his own prom. What’s funny is that pornhub actually sponsored the event and paid for the pornstar to fly to the area where he lived.”
ORGIES OR CHILD PORN, TAKE YOUR PICK
User goodmorningfuture’s school was more scandalous than an episode of “Gossip Girl” combined with “The Kardashians” and “Glee.” Yeah, seriously!”Two guys on the baseball team made a group porno with their girlfriends, hosted it on the school’s central media server, and streamed it to a classroom for the team to watch.That, or the chemistry teacher who is now in federal prison on child porn charges from leaving a camera secretly on in the hockey team locker room after performing chaplain duties for them.”
HIS PARENTS HAD AN EXPLOSIVE PERSONALITY
Maydaybomber knew a guy whose parents were reaaaally into the whole racism thing. Fortunately, it didn’t end up well for them.”Parent of a classmate got arrested and charged with terrorism for trying to build a radiation device to kill Jews and Muslims.”
IT’S A FREE FOR ALL THERE!
Psychgamer2014’s school sounds like a horrible place to try and learn something. Too many distractions, if you ask me!”There were several ‘scandals’ that happened when I was in school, but I’ll list some of the worst: -Two students got caught having sex in-between the vending machines. -A fight broke out and this kid picked up one of the English teachers, who was a really small guy (around 5’2 or so) and threw him down the stairwell as hard as possible. From what I heard, at least one ankle completely shattered and he had multiple broken ribs, among other injuries. -My senior year government teacher had sex with a student in exchange for not failing her.”
TALK ABOUT SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH
Elementialomnicron went to the Looney Tunes School where walls are made by ACME.”Somebody made a human-sized hole in a wall during a fight.”
KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS
At least one of steelersman007’s school teachers was involved with prostitutes. We’re guessing he wanted to see “what the enemy looked like.”“Theology teacher at a Catholic School arrested for prostitution.”
FOOD FIGHT GONE WILD!
WhosTheRealRobot’s schoolmates made their food fight a lot more interesting when they added a sex toy, seafood, and poultry to the mix.”Some kid threw a dildo on the ground during a lacrosse game. Also one kid threw a lobster on the ground during a hockey game. It died instantly. A turkey fell to death out the window of a classroom.”
YOU’LL GRADUATE WHEN COWS FLY!
Redditor Slinkypolearina doesn’t explain why the cow was needed on top of the roof or if it was just a prank, but just the sight of that must have been hilarious… except for the cow itself!”My senior year…they spent a crazy amount of time trying to figure out who put a LIVE fucking cow on the roof of one of the buildings. Amazed the stupid cow didn’t just walk off the side.”