When you’re dating someone and it starts to get serious, it’s totally normal to want the inside scoop, find out things that other people don’t know and uncover hidden skeletons. This is totally normal, but makes you a total creeper if you aren’t dating.
1. YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE
You totally trust them…you just want to know that they made it safely to (the gym, work, the spa…etc) where they said they were going.So maybe you text your personal trainer to make sure that he/she is there. Or even use human lo-jack, also known as find my friends or another tracking app. No biggie, they do the same thing and are totally cool with it.
2. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WANT IN BED
You know exactly what gets them worked up, and how to do it. You also know that after, they love to snuggle then take a bath and you draw them the best tub with extra bubbles.
3. YOU KNOW WHEN IT’S HER TIME OF THE MONTH
In fact, not only do you know when her special aunt flo is visiting, you know before she even books her ticket. No, you don’t say that maybe she’s overreacting to your comment because her aunt is arriving shortly. You just lay low and when the time comes have her favorite icecream in the fridge and are ready to give her a foot massage. You’ll even go to the drug store and know which kind of sanitary napkin or tampon she needs.
4. YOU KNOW EACH OTHER’S CLOTHING SIZE
Being together means being able to pick up that special little surprise at the store. Beyond knowing their measurements (in European and US size charts), you know he only wears silk boxers and that she goes crazy for flats from that Italian designer.
5. YOU KNOW WHAT TO ORDER FOR THEM
Honey, can you get some takeout? After deciding on a cuisine type, you need no further instructions. Dumplings - Check. Orange Chicken - Check. Pan Friend Noodles - Check. And your partner is over the moon when you get home.
6. YOU KNOW HIS BATHROOM SCHEDULE
You know that he hits the toilet after dinner, before the Daily Show and that it’s going to be a long trip when he brings in his iPad. He knows that you need at least 30 uninterrupted minutes after morning yoga to get ready.
7. YOU KNOW THAT THEY WILL STEAL YOUR FOOD
After many meals together, you know when he wants your last piece of sushi and that by she’s not a dessert person, she wants you to order the bread pudding.
8. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT FOR THEIR BIRTHDAY
Not only are you a master gift picker (you’ve picked up on their subtle hints) but you know exactly what kind of birthday celebration to throw. Your guest list is perfect (you invited their office best friend but not that annoying co-worker) and have just the right venue picked out.
9. YOU’RE BEST BUDDIES WITH HIS FAMILY
Since his family could be yours one day, you know all about the time his dad bowled the perfect game, the secret behind his big sister’s perfect face (botox) and the intimate details of the proposal. You guys are way more than friends on Facebook, you text at least once a week and love chatting with them.
10. YOU KNOW THEIR PASSWORDS
When you get to a certain point in a relationship, there isn’t anything to hide. So you know the code to unlock their phone, their email, amazon log in and social security number. OK, maybe not the last one.