If you ever feel like you’re the last sane person on Earth, you might be right! What? Do you belong to that small percentage that thinks this world isn’t going to an end? Just take a peek at these people who walk around and function in our society and see if you feel the same way afterwards!
DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO
This guy might be against some countries’ policies on women and how they restrict and oppress their everyday lives but he sees no problem with sexualizing and insulting two of the most known political figures in the last two decades. Makes total sense. Yup.
FIRST THINGS FIRST
After a crash you would think this guy’s priority would be to get it fixed, at least the side window! But he couldn’t help succumbing to his vice and making a little hole to keep on smoking while driving. What? Who told you smoking or texting while driving was illegal? The police? Pssh.
AN EFFICIENT PROCESS
What do you do when you’re hungry but don’t want to feel bloated and full after eating a whole meal? Why, so glad you asked! The answer is quite simple! Why have your cake and eat it too? Have your cake and then relieve yourself at the same time. Pass the ketchup, please.
GOOD NEWS MIGHT COME WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
If you’re wondering why they couldn’t got home to try that pregnancy test, think about it this way: If you’ve got the sneaking suspicion that you’ve got a bun in the oven, wouldn’t you want to know LIKE RIGHT NOW?
NOTHING SAYS “SEXY” LIKE A BUNCH OF TOMBSTONES
Hey, aspiring model wearing a nightgown at a cemetery, your “modelling career” is going to be pretty dead after this photoshoot. Finding new gigs will be stiff, for sure.
“DON’T WORRY MA’AM, WE’LL PROTECT YOUR IDENTITY”
This TV show took the testimonies of these couple on National Television and swore to protect their identities by covering their faces. Needless to say, they didn’t plan on doing it on every shot. Read the fine print!
IT’S SIMPLE MATH!
We’re not saying phone keyboards are simple to use, but if you don’t know how to use them, just stick to sending massive emojis and stickers like everyone out there, grandpa!
LOOK AT ALL THOSE 20S!
Maybe you shouldn’t be boasting about the alimony money you just got to everyone on Facebook. Maaaaybe you should just use it to feed your kid and pay for school, right? Maybe.
A GREAT ARTIST OF OUR TIME
That moment when you put on a bandana and take a picture of you, forcing mad tears just to let people on Facebook know how deep and emotional you are. Here’s a box of Kleenex, man.
THESE THINGS EXIST!
Are those hooves? What could be the rationale behind leaving your home in one of those things? We shouldn’t be that surprised really, since he’s on Walmart, mostly known for the weirdest shenanigans in the world. Somehow, we’re willing to bet Lady Gaga would turn these into a hit!