You get off work and all you want to do is get home and watch something on Netflix, but before you get to chill at home, you have to face some epic weird stuff happening on the subway. Sometimes you’re forced to sit next to costumed freaks, knife-wielding ladies and naked dudes, and there’s nothing you can do but take a photo and share it with the internet.
THE WAY THEY LOOK AT HIM
What is this duo of steampunk Plague Doctors doing on the subway? Plague doctors used to collect dead bodies after the plague was done ravishing people, but I don’t see any corpses laying around! Does that mean….? RUN!
THIS POKéMON GO CRAZE HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND
We would love to know the backstory on this uber weirdo riding the subway in a Pikachu costume, in what we can only imagine is the walk of shame after a wild night of partying.
THE SWAMP MONSTER HAD TO DO SOME ERRANDS
So he decided to leave his damp and dirty home to take the good old subway. The woman next to him doesn’t seem to mind his smell, which he’s grateful for. He’s kind of self-conscious about it.
THEY ARE HIS BEST FRIENDS
This modern day snake enchanter just pulls out two gigantic snakes in the middle of the subway and starts kissing them. But you want to know what’s the weirdest thing about the whole thing? The woman next to him keeps on reading like nothing’s happened. Zero f*cks given that day.
SOMEONE LOVES TO RIDE THE SUBWAY A TAD TOO MUCH
For this guy, the subway is an erotic experience. He put on his mesh shirt, (nipple holes included) and started twisting and turning like there’s no tomorrow. People still seem unfazed by it.
HE’S NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD
Gotta love those real-time newspapers that let you know exactly what’s happening right at that moment. When tablets and online news outlets surfaced we were skeptical of the traditional media’s future, but they sure proved us wrong.
FREE NUDITY OVER HERE
Either this guy is drunk and doesn’t know or care anymore, or he’s just concocted the perfect plan to get all the seats to himself. Either way, we wouldn’t want to be near him, like, ever.
SASQUATCH’S DAY OFF
Must be hard to be a celebrity, try to maintain all the mysticism around you and still have a social and personal life. That’s why Bigfoot decided to take the metro today, just to show you he’s just like you and me.
PONIES GET TIRED TOO, YOU KNOW
But unless you’re a little girl riding the subway, you won’t be too fond of having an equine riding next to you, with all the smells and all that. At least people can’t complain it takes up much space.
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION IS A TIME WASTER
So why not use that time to make something useful, like tonight’s dinner? This woman seemed to think so, as she chopped those onions like there was no tomorrow. Just in case, stay away from the psycho with a knife and a cutting board.