Ah, old people. Famous for getting up early, being generous with food, and being a little out of touch with societal norms. We all love our nana, but let’s face it, it’s difficult to do so when she starts with her racist rants! But it’s not like she’s the only one! These old timers decided to give people a piece of their minds in the form of a t-shirt message, so everyone could be shocked and appalled at the same time. Either that or they slipped into the first thing they found and couldn’t be bother checking the message.
WE BET GRANDMA KNOWS WHAT SHE’S DOING
She might look like she’s old and doesn’t know any better, but she’s making one hell of a statement by actually being pro-legalizing weed. She probably even has some growing in her backyard!
HEY, THE MAN KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS
Love this old fella who just walked into a family restaurant with his “Vagina Lover” shirt! This might be an Italian joint, hence why no one was fazed by it.
THEY HAVE NO SHAME
This man might going to try to buy groceries and pay with his knockoff credit card. Laugh all you want, but he might be able to pull it off! Why? Because, just like Visa, Vajayjays are “accepted everywhere.”
HE HAS A SWAGTASTIC LOOK
This is what you get when the world tells you to be yourself and to not listen to the haters. He’s got more swag in his pinky finger than our entire families combined!
SHE’S AN OVER-THE-HILL VIRGIN
It would be wrong to call this old lady a “grandma” since she hasn’t had sex yet, according to her t-shirt. Move over 40-year-old virgin, there’s a new challenger claiming the title of world’s oldest virgin!
HE’S A MEAN, LEAN SEX MACHINE
We’d like to think that this poor old man got this shirt thinking the print symbolized the moment when you carry your grandchildren on your back in a playful and adorable way, and not when you’re doing some random hussy from the front. Ouch.
AFFORDABLE AND ACCOMMODATING
This mechanic knows that times are tough and you can’t just go throwing money around. Don’t you just love it when people get resourceful these days?
THIS GUY’S FACE SAYS IT ALL
He’s not messing around, he has a message and everyone needs to know about it. How else are people going to know that Big Richard is back in town?
WHAT? HOW? WHY?
Let’s see, if HE’s a lesbian, then that means he’s a SHE. But wait! People can decide how they want to be acknowledged and they may not identify as a “he” or a “she”. Is he/she a real life Mr. Garrison from South Park?
CONFIDENCE BREEDS BEAUTY
Well, she is one confident lady, don’t you think? She might be 20% hotter, but she’s 100% sure she can rock it better than all of us!