These Supermarkets Failed So Hard, Anyone Would Spit Their Morning Coffee If They Saw Them

Laugh at the incompetence of whoever was in charge of these signs. Then, feel a little guilty!

Posted on: May 16, 2017

These Supermarkets Failed So Hard, Anyone Would Spit Their Morning Coffee If They Saw Them

If you thought that going to the supermarket was a simple old, boring task, think again! Between poorly written signs and bizarre products that make you go “WTF?” , you’ll come out so confused, you’d probably forgot to buy the few essentials you needed so urgently.

DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT!

Damn You, Autocorrect! Ifunny

Don’t buy those industrialized, manufactured products anymore. Why not go for some non-GMO, free-range herpes straight from the farm to your plate?

YOU’RE GOING BACK WITH THEM

You’re Going Back With Them Studentmoneysaver

Your kids are going back to school, do it’s time to deal with bad grades, flopped exams and incomplete homework. Since you’re going back to school with them, and to those pesky PTA meetings, it’s safe to say you’re going to need all the liquor you can get.

THEY GO THE EXTRA MILE… OR DAYS.

They Go The Extra Mile… Or Days. Flickr

That’s correct, 9 days a week, 29 hours per day. Actually, these signs can be found on the “99 Cents Only Stores.” It’s a play on the number 9, but it does make you wonder if they’re actual geniuses or someone totally effed this up.

THEY DON’T TASTE TOO GOOD

They Don’t Taste Too Good Mashable

These muffins cater to a very specific subset of society, the so-called butt-munchers. It’s a good thing that they’re so cheap, only 3 bucks for a 4-pack. To bad they taste a bit funny. 

GEE, WHAT A DEAL!

Gee, What a Deal! Aaanything

Let’s see, if we buy three and get nothing free, how about I buy none, and you get zero cash? They must think consumers are dumber by the minute.

NO, FOR REAL, WE’RE OUT OF PRETZELS

No, For Real, We’re Out Of Pretzels Memes

“The ones you see on that counter and on the display are not pretzels. No, seriously. What are they, you ask? You really don’t want to know.”

HYPHENATED FOR YOUR PLEASURE

Hyphenated For Your Pleasure Thechive

A special product for people with special needs. No wonder we like them so much.

CHOCKED FULL OF CONSERVANTS

Chocked Full Of Conservants Buzzfeed

Best before April 2303? Either this is a typo or this product goes straight to my emergency bunker. Don’t tell me I’m not prepared, I can outlast any nuclear disaster and still have food 200 years later!

GET YOUR CATS HERE!

Get Your Cats Here! Thechive

Just look at that little fella’s face when he found out that right after the photo was taken, he was heading for the chopper. These canned cat products are as convenient as they are horrific.

I’M SHOCKED AND APPALLED!

I’m Shocked And Appalled! Keywordsuggests

This supermarket’s idea of what kids need makes me sick. They dedicate a whole section for wieners, but where’s the “Produce For Kids” section, huh? Some of them want to eat healthy too, you know!