Most women would agree that if your big boobs are the result of plastic surgery, then you don’t get to complain because you chose that particular size. But even if you’re naturally gifted with big bosoms, or paid for them, then you probably know that there are some things you simply can’t get away with doing, unless you want to risk a major wardrobe malfunction.
1. BIG BOOBS RUIN SHOPPING
Who doesn’t love shopping? Uh, that would be you, because you can’t seem to fit into any shirt because of your big boobs. Your only alternative is to wear a potato sack, but we all now that’s never going to happen. Ever.
2. YOU CAN’T NOT WEAR A BRA
Some women love going braless, but big boobs make it impossible to go out without one. On the plus side, you can always walk around the house without your girls being all buckled up.
3. BUTTON DOWN IS A FASHION FAIL
Wearing a button-down shirt is a recipe for disaster. In fact, it’s like a ticking time bomb, and at some point, that button will pop off, poke someone’s eyes and expose your girls to the world.
4. RUNNING INVITES PAIN
It doesn’t matter if you’re jogging or running a marathon, you just can’t do it without your boobs bouncing around so hard that they cause you pain. You might as well substitute running for torture.
5. YOUR BACK HURTS A LOT
Having big boobs is a lot like being nine months pregnant, except that your boobs are with you for life. This means you can expect your back to hurt like hell until the day you die.
6. BIG BOOB BRAS ARE SO NEUTRAL
Women with regular sized boobs get to pick and choose from the cutest bra designs, not to mention a wide array of colors. Big boobed women have to satisfy themselves with yucky neutral colored bras IF you’re lucky to even find any bra in your size.
7. PEOPLE THINK THEY’RE FAKE
Everyone’s always asking or wondering if they’re real or not, but even after you tell them they’re not implants, they refuse to believe you.
8. BOOB SWEAT IS AN ISSUE
Spring and summer are two of the worst seasons because you wind up with two hideously large watermarks as sweat seeps through your shirt.
9. YOU CAN’T WEAR A BRIDESMAIDS DRESS
Most bridesmaid dresses are strapless, but with your jugs so big, you won’t be able to put one on. So in the end you simply have to break the bride’s heart and not go to the wedding.
10. THEY’RE TOO DISTRACTING
Some claim that your boobs are too distracting, which is rude, we know, it’s not like you can hide them! But on the inside you know people simply can’t look you in the eye because they’re too busy staring at your boobs.