If you thought the internet couldn’t get any weirder, here are some photos of the strangest, most unsettling things you can imagine. Are they real? Are they made up? It’s up to you to decide. One things’s for sure, there’s no real reason why these should even exist!
1. THE BIG CHEESE
We don’t often see what cheese looks like when it’s aged, but we’re pretty sure it’s not supposed to look like that. It seems to be losing lots of hair though. So someone should break it to him that it might be time to go bald.
2. ARE YOUR TEETH USB COMPATIBLE?
Barring a freak accident where someone might swallow one of them, flash drives are safe for people of all ages. However, this one in particular might not be safe for old timers. We can only imagine someone trying to use them as dentures, or submerging them in a glass of water.
3. SCRATCH THAT ITCH, GO AHEAD
It might look badass, but once you find out you won’t be getting laid because of it, you’ll be cutting that nail faster than you can say “Unhealthy habits and a lack of personal hygiene.”
4. YOUR LEG IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
When the hairs in your leg mutate into a face, it’s time to consider shaving them. Preferably before they start talking to you. But hey, at least they look happy!
5. DON’T GET TANGLED UP
The subway is a constant source of entanglement where you cross paths with all kinds of people. But don’t get all bent out of shape. Just let go of your fears and enjoy the twists life throws at you…and STOP doing that with your legs!
6. IS IT ME OR IS IT HOT IN HERE?
“Get in gentlemen, we’re gonna have a delightful little evening. Clothes off, drink in hand. No gay stuff.”
7. FISH-FLOPS FOR SALE, SMELL NOT INCLUDED
If we’re talking about innovative beach gear for your feet, look no further than these. You can also take them to the port. There’s no better reminder of how we treat those poor little fishes than to walk on top of them everywhere you go!
8. WHAT A HAIRY MESS
We know fashion is all about working the extremes and shocking the audience with convoluted designs. But we definitely don’t think this one does it for us. We’re glad, however, that we finally have something to match our scrotum coat.
9. SPEAKING OF AWFUL HIGH HEELS
Who are you trying to fool with those? Surely people are smart enough to know you’re not a mutant who developed an extra appendage just to look stylish.
10. WHAT’S THE OPPOSITE OF “LITTLE FINGER”?
This guy must be doing real good. When asked if everything’s going okay for him, all he has to do is show them his thumbs up and voila!