If you hate your job because you feel you’re being overworked all the time and underpaid, then cheer up, because we’re about to show you 10 jobs that will make you so freaking grateful that you have the job you have right now. These jobs suck so bad that you’ll never want to complain about anything ever again.
DID SOMEONE GO POTTY?
Who cares? This poor sap is a porta potty cleaner, so he literally spends all day sucking human excrement out of portable toilets. Now that’s what we call a real crappy job.
MAN ON THE EDGE
This is the face of a man on the edge, but can you blame him? Imagine having to clean all those dishes left behind by the kitchen staff over and over and over again. It’s like kitchen purgatory.
DOWN THE CRAP CHUTE
Yeah, there isn’t enough money in the world or a financial crisis this bad that would make us want to crawl into a sewage pipe. Then again, someone’s got to do it. So glad it’s not us.
No, really! Aim high so you don’t shoot this poor man’s brains out. This job blows. He’s probably thinking that a clerical job at a bank would have been a lot better than joining the police force. Sure hope he knows how to duck.
OH, WHAT TANGLED WEBS WE WEAVE
The power’s out? No problem. This guy’ll just sift through the gazillion electrical wires tangled up on this pole and hope that whatever God he believes in will have mercy on his soul.
WHAT A DUMP
Imagine having to hold a garbage can up to an elephant’s butt and just sit there while he takes a massive dump. But she’s a real trooper. She didn’t even wear a mask to guard her face from any nasty splatter.
THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY
That crocodile is probably thinking, why have the appetizer when you can have the main course? One tiny slip up and this guy will know the true meaning of being a bottom feeder.
DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
If you thought shoveling snow from your front yard was bad, try doing it from a rooftop! This looks so dangerous that we need a Xanax. If they get too close to the edge they’ll be celebrating Christmas with St. Peters.
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
If you suffer from claustrophobia, then this job is not the right fit for you. If that home’s foundation collapses, your wicked witch sister from the west will take over Oz.
THIS JOB IS TORTURE
As if the salary wasn’t bad enough, you have to spend the day on a painted pillory while a bunch of kids pay someone else money to throw rotten tomatoes at your face. Are the health benefits any good, at least?